Tofu Anyone?

I was searching the net for Tofu recipes and came across this. I may try to make it tomorrow for Zachariah's lunch, provided I can find all the ingredients.


Baby Eel Tofu:

• Step 1:
  Take a bowl of water, and slowly boil.
• Step 2:
  Place a large cube of tofu into the bowl.
• Step 3:
  Immediately add live baby eels. To escape the heat, the baby eels burrow into the still-cold tofu.
• Step 4:
  Boil until tofu itself is cooked. The baby eels will be cooked inside.
• Step 5:
  Remove tofu, which will be riddled with holes like swiss cheese. Serve like raisin loaf.

...Step 6: Throw up